Today is a red letter day.\u00a0\u00a0 Some of us have waited a long time for the creeps and scumbags who worked for The News of the World<\/em> to face the ugly music they created.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s face it, The News of the World<\/em> with their God given right to hound and bully people, was always a nasty rag: in the Fifties exposing sex amongst the middle classes and the endless naughty vicars who in those more innocent days had sex only with young women. \u00a0Of course they hounded gays, but they were asking for it weren\u2019t they? \u00a0\u00a0Often they hounded people to death.<\/p>\n Early on they discovered just how cheap it is to bribe policemen, Detective ranks particularly,\u00a0 and in the Sixties they happily collaborated with the Metropolitan Police busting pop stars for possessing grass and helping to plant drug evidence to ensure conviction for The Stones and some Beatles.<\/p>\n With the coming of Murdoch the scene changed.\u00a0 Suddenly he had five newspapers and they could change Governments.\u00a0 “Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely\u201d in the famous phrase of Baron Acton\u00b8 but I prefer the finer quote from Stanley Baldwin attacking Lord Beaverbrook and Lord Rothermere (the leading press barons of his day) in a phrase suggested by his cousin \u00a0Rudyard Kipling:\u00a0 \u201cWhat the proprietorship of these papers is aiming at is power, and power without responsibility \u2014 the prerogative of the harlot through the ages.\u201d<\/p>\n During the Seventies there were legendary tales of fearless News of the World reporters bribing and sexually entrapping celebs\u00a0and politicians in pubs and clubs and hotel rooms.\u00a0\u00a0 I once watched two young ladies making out in the Gents at a London club attempting to seduce a famous footballer friend of mine, who shall remain blameless, as he rolled his eyes and mentioned the name of the Publicist who was paying these girls to entrap anyone who wandered in for a quiet piss. How English is all this?\u00a0 Hypocritical.\u00a0 Devious.\u00a0 Yes, very English.\u00a0 The pursuit of unhappiness seems to be the watchword of the British Press, who are even more depressing than the English weather.<\/p>\n I first became aware of the devious dark arts of The News of the Screws<\/em> in the early Eighties when a certain Mr. Jagger, a vocalist and avid cricket fan, invited me to stay with him and watch the Barbados Test Match.\u00a0 On the first morning in the Pavilion our lovely American ladies were taught the rules of cricket by the legendary Geoffrey Boycott.\u00a0 As we left him he was gently touching various parts of their bodies. \u201cYou can\u2019t be out LBW here, you can\u2019t be out LBW here,\u201d his hands becoming ever more explicit.\u00a0 I think finally they learned that Tits Before Wicket was not out.<\/p>\n As we made our excuses and left him to his fascinating lecture he looked up at me and said \u201c\u2019Ow come you and Mick have such lovely girls?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell Geoffrey,\u201d I said \u201cThere\u2019s more ways than one of opening for England.\u201d<\/p>\n At the time the English cricket team were being heavily beaten by a very strong West Indian side, and were obviously fairly glum about it, not only being thrashed on the field, but thrashed in the newspapers next day by the hacks, who, sozzled on rum, bum and expenses and sizzled by the sun had nothing much to do but lie around hotel pools and watch cricket.\u00a0 (That\u2019s a job?\u00a0 Ed.<\/em>)<\/p>\n Young, fit, healthy, athletic men on tour have been known to attempt to enjoy themselves, and\u00a0 one of the greatest all-rounders ever to play for England had caught the attentions of the Press, penis envy being their number one vice.\u00a0\u00a0 This young man was having a problem with The News of The World<\/em>, and was suing them for suggesting that he was having sex and drugs, not particularly surprising since everybody else in the Seventies was.\u00a0 His error of course was to sue.\u00a0 It\u2019s often a bad idea to sue for what you might have been doing, (did Oscar die in vain?) but in his case the whole might of the Paper turned on him to expose his case.<\/p>\n At a break in play at the Barbados Oval, Mr. Jagger, who always has his ear very firmly to the ground, warned this young man that there was an entrapment plan in place.\u00a0 A minor British film star whose name no one remembers had been paid by The News of the World<\/em> to set him up and seduce him.\u00a0 The classic honey trap.<\/p>\n \u201cOh I know all about her\u201d he said.\u00a0 \u201cThat\u2019s no problem.\u201d<\/p>\n Later that night, several of the players resorted to Mick and Jerry\u2019s rented villa in the hills.\u00a0 Accompanying the bowler was a girl I knew a little, a former Miss Barbados, quite young and certainly very attractive.\u00a0 She told me she had brought white powder with her, but I was not interested in losing my brain cells although I could not help noticing that there some guests who appeared to have a lot of sinus problems and were forced to make frequent bathroom visits, which meant they talked a lot of nonsense very fast whenever they came out of the loo.\u00a0 Mick and I shook our heads.\u00a0 He is a wise man, and sees all.\u00a0 Since I was with my goddess Tania I retired early to talk about the cricket, and to help her understand more about the LBW rules\u2026.<\/p>\n Next day it was blazoned all over the The News of the World<\/em>, \u201cMy night with an English cricketer, sex, drugs etc. etc..\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 She had turned him in.\u00a0 She was a second string attack. \u00a0I think she got $15,000.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Collapse of his case of course.<\/p>\n Having witnessed this at first hand I was unsure what to do. \u00a0I was actually shocked.\u00a0\u00a0 Na\u00efve and foolish, I know, \u00a0but the whole story intrigued me.\u00a0 I am not a journalist.\u00a0 It didn\u2019t seem appropriate to write to the newspapers, so I wrote a musical.\u00a0 Silly really, but it was about Sex, Royalty and Cricket, and was done on Radio Four with lovely songs by John Du Prez. I played a sinister journalist called Pile, and Gary Wilmott played a hotel owner called Nelson, \u201cWe turn a blind eye to most things.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 It didn\u2019t stop the world, but it started a career.<\/p>\n Of course in hindsight those days now seem so na\u00efve.\u00a0 If you read Dial M for Murdoch<\/em> by Tom Watson and Martin Hickman you will see just how sinister and deeply corrupting the whole thing became, further involving the Police and Politicians and Phone Tapping.\u00a0 I recommend you do\u2026.the book is an eye opener.<\/p>\n And watch more cricket.\u00a0 It\u2019s good for you.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Today is a red letter day.\u00a0\u00a0 Some of us have waited a long time for the creeps and scumbags who worked for The News of the World to face the ugly music they created. 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