I found some more lyrics from an uncompleted musical.<\/p>\n
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<\/p>\n
I’m the King of Gossip<\/p>\n
I’m the Queen of Mean<\/p>\n
Though I’m not the worst one<\/p>\n
I’m the first one on the scene<\/p>\n
I dish the dirt on those who flirt<\/p>\n
Have implants or new teeth<\/p>\n
I pull back the red carpet<\/p>\n
And reveal what’s underneath<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I tell you all who’s screwing who<\/p>\n
Who’s doing what with whose<\/p>\n
Which dope likes smoke<\/p>\n
Who’s doing coke,<\/p>\n
Who’s rude about the Jews.<\/p>\n
If I wasn’t here you’d miss me<\/p>\n
I sniff you like a dog<\/p>\n
Be careful and don’t diss me<\/p>\n
Or you’ll turn up in my blog.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
People in show business<\/p>\n
Aren’t the same as you and me<\/p>\n
They\u2019re rich assholes<\/p>\n
Who sell their souls<\/p>\n
To get their face lifts on TV<\/p>\n
To have their pictures published<\/p>\n
Looking skinny by the sea<\/p>\n
And for that they all depend<\/p>\n
On bitchy little me.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I ferret out the gossip<\/p>\n
I’m deep throat, \u00a0a spy, a mole.<\/p>\n
Celebrities down on their knees,<\/p>\n
Exposure is my goal.<\/p>\n
So beware because I’m out there<\/p>\n
Stalking the A list<\/p>\n
I’m an un spin doctor<\/p>\n
A show biz proctologist<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
You\u00a0can learn more about a Star<\/p>\n
Than the half-truths sold by their PR<\/p>\n
Duck me if you’re under stress<\/p>\n
Suck in the sweet smell of excess<\/p>\n
Fuck me\u00a0and you’re\u00a0in the press<\/p>\n
For I’m the Queen of Mean.<\/p>\n
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c) Rutsongs<\/p>\n
2\/17\/2009.\u00a0 From Closure 4th<\/sup> Draft.<\/p>\n Updated:1\/17\/2013<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I found some more lyrics from an uncompleted musical. The Queen of Mean I’m the King of Gossip I’m the Queen of Mean Though I’m not the worst one I’m the first one on the scene I dish the dirt on those who flirt Have implants or new teeth I pull back the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":300,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions\/300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}