{"id":47,"date":"2011-12-24T11:30:36","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T19:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/?p=47"},"modified":"2011-12-24T11:30:36","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T19:30:36","slug":"fuck-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/fuck-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nC\t    Am7\t      Dm7                G7<br \/>\nFuck Christmas       It\u2019s a waste of fucking time<br \/>\n         C\tAm7\t           Dm7                G7<br \/>\nFuck Santa       He\u2019s just out to get your dime<br \/>\n       Em\t           C\t            Dm7   G7       C<br \/>\nFuck Holly and fuck Ivy   And fuck all that mistletoe<br \/>\nBm7   E7          Am\t                         D9                          G7<br \/>\nWhite bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where\u2019ere you go<br \/>\n\tAm                 Am7    \t                      Am6<br \/>\nAnd stupid pratts    In Santa hats    All going Ho Ho Ho!<br \/>\n          C                      G7       C            G7<br \/>\nIt\u2019s Christmas fucking time again<\/p>\n<p>\tC     Am7\t      Dm7                 G7<br \/>\nFuck Christmas        It\u2019s a fucking Disney Show<br \/>\n         C\tAm7\t      Dm7     G7<br \/>\nFuck Carols    And all that fucking snow<br \/>\nEm\t  C\t\t\t   Dm7   G7       C<br \/>\nFuck reindeer     And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose<br \/>\nBm7 E7  \t\t\t Am\tD9               G7<br \/>\nFucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes<br \/>\n\tAm                 Am7    \t                      Am6<br \/>\nFuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane.<br \/>\n      C\t\tAm7<br \/>\nGo tell the elves     To fuck themselves<br \/>\n           Dm7   G7            C<br \/>\nIt\u2019s Christmas time again.<\/p>\n<p>c) Eric Idle &#038; John Du Prez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Christmas It\u2019s a waste of fucking time C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Santa He\u2019s just out to get your dime Em C Dm7 G7 C Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe Bm7 E7 Am D9 G7 White bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where\u2019ere you go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/48"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}