The Tudors had such a bad attitude,<\/p>\n
They exude turpitude and ingratitude<\/p>\n
They were proud they were loud, they were vain they were mean<\/p>\n
One hysterical pregnancy, one virgin queen.<\/p>\n
No one in history behaved quite like that,<\/p>\n
They\u2019d chop off your head at the drop of a hat<\/p>\n
Their quarrels were frequent<\/p>\n
Their morals were low<\/p>\n
But of course no one decent would dare tell them so..<\/p>\n
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No one dared boo the Tudors<\/p>\n
Or dared sue the Tudors<\/p>\n
Or, except in the bedroom when bare, screw the Tudors.<\/p>\n
No one lewd as the Tudors<\/p>\n
Could feud as the Tudors<\/p>\n
Or lacked quite so much gratitude as the Tudors.<\/p>\n
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No one chewed, as the Tudors,<\/p>\n
So much food as the Tudors<\/p>\n
Or brewed so much beer and then spewed as the Tudors<\/p>\n
No one wooed like the Tudors<\/p>\n
Or screwed like the Tudors<\/p>\n
Or rudely chase girls in the nude like the Tudors<\/p>\n
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The Borgia\u2019s were gorgeous but not on a par<\/p>\n
They made killer cocktails which went far too far<\/p>\n
And some of their daughters slept with Papa<\/p>\n
But compared to the Tudors who do they think they are?<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n No one rude as the Tudors<\/p>\n Or as crude as the Tudors<\/p>\n No one came quite so quickly unglued as the Tudors.<\/p>\n Heads were hewed by the Tudors<\/p>\n Thumbs were screwed by the Tudors<\/p>\n Who was ever in such a bad mood as the Tudors?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The Caesars were geezers<\/p>\n Who killed just for fun<\/p>\n The Romans read omens<\/p>\n And killed by the ton<\/p>\n But compared to the Tudors<\/p>\n They were just having fun.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Folks were used by the Tudors<\/p>\n Then refused by the Tudors<\/p>\n Then totally and utterly confused by the Tudors<\/p>\n First amused by the Tudors<\/p>\n Then abused by the Tudors<\/p>\n Their intimate body parts bruised by the Tudors<\/p>\n <\/p>\n To conclude with the Tudors<\/p>\n Not one dude since the Tudors<\/p>\n Has ever produced such a brood as the Tudors<\/p>\n Wives accrued by the Tudors<\/p>\n Lives rued by the Tudors<\/p>\n No one so psychologically screwed as the Tudors!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n From the non-existent musical Rack of Ages <\/strong>by Irving Boleyn.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Monday, October 20, 2014<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Tudors had such a bad attitude, They exude turpitude and ingratitude They were proud they were loud, they were vain they were mean One hysterical pregnancy, one virgin queen. No one in history behaved quite like that, They\u2019d chop off your head at the drop of a hat Their quarrels were frequent Their morals […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":520,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions\/520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n