It’s a dog’s life<\/p>\n
Being a dog<\/p>\n
Quite frankly I would rather be a frog.<\/p>\n
I’m bored to tears with barking<\/p>\n
If there was some one I could sue<\/p>\n
I’m just a bloody lap dog<\/p>\n
And they call me a Shit Zu<\/p>\n
The job is shit, the name is shit<\/p>\n
And shit is all you do.<\/p>\n
Its a dogs life<\/p>\n
Being a dog.<\/p>\n
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To be a lap dog everyday<\/p>\n
Sitting in her lap<\/p>\n
Listening to her talking<\/p>\n
All the damn day yap yap yap<\/p>\n
The only time you get away<\/p>\n
Is when you need a crap<\/p>\n
It’s a dog’s life<\/p>\n
Being a dog.<\/p>\n
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Labradors are noodles<\/p>\n
And poodles are a bore<\/p>\n
To breed them both together<\/p>\n
Would make any poor bitch sore<\/p>\n
To make a labradoodle<\/p>\n
Oh my gawd whatever for?<\/p>\n
It’s a dog’s life<\/p>\n
Being a dog.<\/p>\n
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It’s a dog’s life<\/p>\n
Being a dog<\/p>\n
You might think \u00a0it\u2019s easier<\/p>\n
Than falling off a log<\/p>\n
But frankly I would rather be<\/p>\n
Stuck head first in a bog!<\/p>\n
It\u2019s a dogs life being a dog<\/p>\n
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Listening to them moan all day<\/p>\n
On the telephone<\/p>\n
Makes you want to run away<\/p>\n
And live a life alone<\/p>\n
At the end of all that bitching<\/p>\n
All you get’s a fucking bone!<\/p>\n
It’s a dogs life<\/p>\n
Being a dog.<\/p>\n
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It’s a dog’s life<\/p>\n
Being a dog<\/p>\n
Quite frankly I would rather be a frog.<\/p>\n
They molly you and collie you<\/p>\n
And treat you like a putz<\/p>\n
They take you out on play dates<\/p>\n
With a lot of stupid mutts<\/p>\n
They tell you that you’re man’s best friend<\/p>\n
And then cut off your nuts!<\/p>\n
It’s a dog’s life being a dog.<\/p>\n
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