{"id":652,"date":"2017-02-09T12:07:14","date_gmt":"2017-02-09T20:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/?p=652"},"modified":"2017-02-09T12:07:14","modified_gmt":"2017-02-09T20:07:14","slug":"fuck-selfies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/fuck-selfies\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Selfies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C                           E7<br \/>\nHere\u2019s a little song<br \/>\nF                            #<br \/>\nIt won\u2019t take very long<br \/>\nC                         A7<br \/>\nIt\u2019s about the world today<br \/>\n                D7                                   G7<br \/>\nSomething I badly need to say\u2026<\/p>\n<p>C<br \/>\nFuck Selfies<br \/>\n                G7<br \/>\nAnd all those stupid gits<br \/>\n             C<br \/>\nWho take selfies,<br \/>\n                 G7<br \/>\nThey just get on my tits<br \/>\n    C                                             E7<br \/>\nFuck grinning like a lunatic<br \/>\n                  Am<br \/>\nWith people you don\u2019t know<br \/>\n             D7                                         G7<br \/>\nIt takes them half an hour to get their fucking phones to go<br \/>\n     F          F#                      C                               A7<br \/>\nAnd then another fourteen other fucking people show&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>        C.                       Am<br \/>\nSo tell those selfish selfie pricks<br \/>\n      F                          G7<br \/>\nNext time they bloody ask<br \/>\n       C.                               Am<br \/>\nTo take their fucking selfie sticks<br \/>\n         Dm7               G7             C<br \/>\nAnd shove \u2018em up their ass.<\/p>\n<p>c) words and music  Eric Idle.<br \/>\nRutsongs<br \/>\n13th October  2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C E7 Here\u2019s a little song F # It won\u2019t take very long C A7 It\u2019s about the world today D7 G7 Something I badly need to say\u2026 C Fuck Selfies G7 And all those stupid gits C Who take selfies, G7 They just get on my tits C E7 Fuck grinning like a lunatic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":653,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions\/653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}