O Lord please reward Jerry Falwell
\n\t\t\tAnd take him up gently with you
\n\t\t\tIf there\u2019s room by your side
\n\t\t\tFor a large double-wide
\n\t\t\tOr a chair by the window will do.
\n\t\t\tHe\u2019s got all of the charm of Darth Vader
\n\t\t\tHe blamed all the gays for Al Qaeda
\n\t\t\tHe won\u2019t be seen dead at a Seder
\n\t\t\tSo please dear God take him away.<\/p>\n
\t\t\tI\u2019m sure you\u2019ll adore Jerry Falwell
\n\t\t\tSo lift him up where he belongs
\n\t\t\tGreeting and meeting and perhaps over-eating
\n\t\t\tAnd singing his wonderful songs.
\n\t\t\tHe\u2019s someone we really can spare Lord
\n\t\t\tYou\u2019ve enough milk and honey to share Lord,
\n\t\t\tWe\u2019ll wait here for the Rapture
\n\t\t\tIf you will just capture
\n\t\t\tHis body and haul it away.
\n\t\t\tWe won\u2019t carp we won\u2019t fuss
\n\t\t\tJust take Jerry from us
\n\t\t\tYou may even like him \u2013 oy vey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O Lord please reward Jerry Falwell And take him up gently with you If there\u2019s room by your side For a large double-wide Or a chair by the window will do. He\u2019s got all of the charm of Darth Vader He blamed all the gays for Al Qaeda He won\u2019t be seen dead at a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":734,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions\/734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ericidle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}